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Amsterdam
Canals, bikes, and brown cafés.
Amsterdam made its first impression fast: jet lag, a double espresso, and a contact high we didn't order.
Field notes
When I first landed, it was 9 am. I was coming off flying in from Canada and was jetlagged beyond belief. So what's my first solution to that? Go get some coffee, of course. I was too excited to catch up on sleep debt.
I googled for nearby cafes, and found many with over 4.5 star ratings on Google and thousands of reviews. I don't even need a travel guide to know these are some nice spots, I thought.
Well, I had my first culture shock when, upon stepping into every single cafe I pinpointed, every single one of them smelled of weed. Dutch weed isn't light, either. That shit was strong, brother. And when paired with a double shot espresso, I felt my head floating on a cloud blazing through an F1 race. With more bikes than people, more canals than Venice, and seemingly more weed cafes than regular cafes, Amsterdam is one unique place on Earth.
Taste
🍜 Top 5 Eats
Mannekenpis (Dutch frites)
The sign says Voted No. 1 Holland fries, and the line out the door agrees. A warm paper cone of thick-cut frites, a mountain of mayo, a dusting of spice.
The cone that justified the line at Mannekenpis. Black Gold - Korte Koningsstraat
An actual coffee-first café, caffeine only, no contact high included. It's half specialty bar and half record shop, sitting on a mellow street in Lastage a few minutes from Nieuwmarkt, opened by a guy who walked away from a fifteen-year office career because coffee and vinyl are, in his words, both analog. White Label roasts the house coffee, there are usually four or more V60 options on the go, and the guest grinder turns over monthly, so ask what's on it instead of ordering blind. The racks run funk, afrobeat, and 90s hip hop. This is not a laptop farm, so go planning to stay a while.
Warung Spang Makandra, De Pijp
The most Amsterdam meal in the city is Surinamese, which is Dutch colonial history hiding inside a cheap dinner. This family-run Javanese-Surinamese room on Gerard Doustraat has been at it since 1978, and the order is the roti: it arrives deconstructed, chicken on the bone with stewed potatoes, green beans, and a boiled egg, plus a stack of soft flatbread you tear and wrap yourself. Add bakabana, fried plantain with peanut sauce. The room is small and it fills up, so reserve.
Frens Haringhandel, Koningsplein
Raw herring from a wooden cart is the one Dutch food ritual with no restaurant version, and Frens has been running the same square by the flower market for thirty-odd years. Get a broodje haring, a soft roll with raw onion and pickle, if you want a handle on it, or the fillet plain if you're committing. They slice to order, which is the whole quality tell. Ask for Hollandse Nieuwe in June for the new-season fish, and know that the sign advertising it stays up all year, so the sign proves nothing.
Bitterballen and a beer in a brown café
Third kind of café, third completely different room: no weed, no espresso worth mentioning, just centuries of tobacco-stained wood, which is where the name comes from. Café Chris on Bloemstraat has been pouring since the 1600s and is one of the oldest in the city; 't Smalle on Egelantiersgracht has the canal terrace. Order bitterballen with a small beer or a jenever, then bite a hole in the first one and wait, because they come out at roughly the temperature of the sun. Mustard is not optional.
Do
🎟️ Top 5 Local Experiences
Vincent van Gogh Art Museum
The immersive room puts you inside the paintings, brushstrokes floor to ceiling. We stayed way longer than planned.
Inside the paintings at the Van Gogh Museum. Rent a bike and ride around the whole city
More bikes than people isn't a stat, it's a lifestyle. The whole city opens up once you're on two wheels.
Two wheels, brick streets, and a coffeeshop on every corner. Anne Frank House
Probably my favorite part of the whole trip. Go quietly, take your time.
Red Light District
Just to see it… and that's all we'll say about that.
Ride in the canal on a tour
More canals than Venice, and the best way to count them is from the water.
Bridge, bikes, canal: the Amsterdam starter pack.
Frame
📸 Top 5 Places for Photos
All 5 spots on one map
- Papiermolensluis, where Brouwersgracht meets Prinsengracht · facing W
- Reguliersgracht, the seven bridges · facing S
- Groenburgwal, from the wooden drawbridge at Staalstraat · facing NE
- Ferry piers behind Centraal
- The NEMO Science Museum rooftop · facing W
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Papiermolensluis, where Brouwersgracht meets Prinsengracht
Reportedly the most photographed canal view in the city, and the hour is the whole trick. Between seven and eight in the morning the water goes mirror flat before the boat traffic starts, and the canal doubles every gable back at you. Stand on the lock and shoot west down Brouwersgracht, with the warehouse facades and houseboats stacked in one frame. Golden hour looks nice too, but by then the reflections are gone, and market days around Noordermarkt push crowds down the water.
Open in Maps Approximate, within a blockFacing W: west down Brouwersgracht, with the warehouse gables and the houseboats stacked into one frame
Reguliersgracht, the seven bridges
Seven arched bridges receding one inside the next, each smaller than the last. Stand on the Reguliersgracht bridge at Keizersgracht, or over at Thorbeckeplein, and look south. This is a night photograph: the arches are lit and read like a row of vintage vanity mirrors doubled in the canal. Shoot blue hour rather than full dark, and bring something to brace on, because it's a long exposure. Some photographers swear it's better from a boat, which makes it a free upgrade if your canal tour goes that way.
Open in Maps Neighborhood pin, not an exact spotFacing S: south down Reguliersgracht, where the arches stack away from you one inside the next
Groenburgwal, from the wooden drawbridge at Staalstraat
Best story per frame in Amsterdam. Stand on the southern drawbridge and line up the Zuiderkerk spire straight down a quiet canal, gables on both sides, the whole thing doubled in still water. Monet painted this exact view in 1874 and the canvas lives in Philadelphia now. The stretch is car-free, so it works at almost any hour, though still-water mornings are best. It's two minutes from the Nieuwmarkt chaos and almost nobody turns down it.
Open in Maps Exact vantage pointFacing NE: northeast up the canal, with the Zuiderkerk spire lined up dead centre
The free IJ ferry to NDSM, behind Centraal
Amsterdam from the water, for free: the ferries behind Centraal run constantly and cost nothing at all. Stand at the front of the boat for clean sightlines and you get the scale of Centraal Station, the EYE Filmmuseum, the Silodam block, and the harbour cranes at the far end. Late afternoon puts the sun behind the old city on the return leg. Wind is real out there, so shorter lens and faster shutter, and NDSM itself is a converted shipyard covered in large-scale street art, which is a second set of frames on the same free ticket.
no single direction on a moving boat: Centraal and the EYE on the way out, the old city backlit on the way home
The NEMO Science Museum rooftop
A wide-open panorama over the old centre and the IJ from a stepped green roof, and no ticket required, which is the part that surprises people. Amsterdam charges for the views with a bar attached; this one is free and aimed back at the historic centre instead of away from it, reached by the lift in the museum foyer or the exterior stairs on the east side. Check the closing time before you plan a sunset around it, because the roof often shuts well before the sun does.
Open in Maps Exact vantage pointFacing W: west, back over the old centre toward Centraal
Outtakes
📷 From the camera roll
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